Funny Messages



1. If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!!

2. Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN.

3. Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. so the world needs YOU after all!!!

4. Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo.

5. Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U laugh i laugh .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... i laugh again :)

6. When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

7. When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone around u is crying.

8. Life is Short, Live it!
  Love is Small, Flirt it!
  Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
  Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
  I'm too Good, Accept it!
 
9. Santa to Banta: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket?
  Banta: If I guess right, you give me 1?
  Santa: Oye, I will give both of them.
 
10. Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made.
 Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance?